On this dark night I decided to venture back onto my blog, digging with the posts of old and being generally disturbed. The first post especially about 'being the sexiest man in the world', not that I'll deny it, but it certainly seems odd...
Anyway I am back here to give you a message, firstly that I am still just as sexy as before and secondly I'm just as straight as before so yeah, you better be on the look out if you're of the female persuasion as like a Tiger that has just discovered the joys of carbon monoxide poisoning I'm ready to pounce, though not like a duck... definitely not like a duck. So yeah I thought I'd post my speed dating profile here for you all to check it out.
NAME - Whatever you want it to be.
GENDER - Whatever you wnt it to be as long as it's male otherwise we may have a problem.
SEXUAL PREFERENCE - Alien Lioness's or just regular females which ever is easier really.
LOCATION - I am a pan-dimensional demon, ready to devour the flesh of all who have sinned. If you want me I'll wil already have been there waiting, to prey upon your body and harvest your flesh for use by a Scrabble club when tey run out of letters.
HOBBIES - Inspecting the livers of newly born zebras, eating shit tons of lotus flowers and you know all that normal shit like listening to rock and playing guitar.
WHY I'M A BADASS - Cus I'm in desolation row like a rolling stone, blowing in the wind to mr tambourine man in Bob Dylan's 115th Dream on Highway 61... bitches.
That is all I'm afraid so...
Long Live Rock N Roll
- David
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