Am I Gay?

I am obsessed with the French actress Audrey Tautou. My eyes have never bared witness to a sight as elegant and beautiful as that of Audrey Tautou in the film Amelie. Surrounded by the backdrop of the greatest city ever built my mere mortals, which of course is Paris.

If you don't know who Audrey Tautou is she appeared in Amelie, Venus Beauty Institute, Beautiful Lies and She Loves Me She Loves Me Not. All of these are Romantic Comedy's which I can't say I like at all. I prefer thrillers by people such as Christopher Nolan and the almighty Darren Aronofsky. The only reason I have seen the films I  listed, besides Amelie, is simply because of the beauty of the actress Audrey Tautou.

You may be wondering what this has to do with my title 'Am I Gay' well I was told today that in fact I am gay from my friend. He claimed he had evidence which was completely false but still I wanted to clarify a few things.

I am honestly 100% straight. The mere thought of touching a man in a sexual nature repulses me. I am only interested in Women in a sexual way.

I don't know how I come across as gay. I mean could it be that I've never had a girlfriend? Well the reason i've never had a girlfriend is due to the fact I am a generally shy person. I'm just a nervous person but yet strangely feel completely confident when I do public speaking where I am in my element. Anyway this fact does not make me gay, just shy.

I was also told I had 'A gay air about me'. The phrase 'A gay air' I would interpret that as meaning camp. Well I would describe myself as being a bit camp. Being camp though has nothing to do with one's sexual orientation. I would say I am a little like David Lee Roth (Lead singer of Van Halen in the 70's and early 80's). David Lee Roth certainly has 'An air of gayness' about him well certainly in my opinion but is very straight. I mean when Van Halen released their single 'Beautiful Girls'  they were on tour and at every stop Lee Roth would hold a beauty pageant at the radio station. He would usually get about 100 young women that were scantily clad and he would say the 1 he judged to be the prettiest would win a Backstage pass. Every single time he would say "You're all so pretty, I can't choose so you can all have backstage passes.". Then after the shows he would sleep with a ton of them and even the roadies saw some action.

So in conclusion i'm straight and I bid you lovely people who read my badass blog farewell!

Yours,

David