A Great Story :)

Well people who read my blog. I have a special story for you today. Those who know this story will not see a point in reading it but anyone else definitely should as it is amusing, well in my opinion.

So last summer I was in Florence and I started getting friendly with this English girl from Grimsby. She was a very nice person and very beautiful. We got on exceptionally well and had a lot in common. I really liked her and she appeared to like me. One fateful day though I fucked up! She said to me "Do you want to go out with". As soon as she had uttered those terrifying words I was in a frenzied panic. My heart was racing with joy and my mind was terrified. I don't know how I managed to hide the sheer terror going in my mind as it raced around in circles.

Now I was panicking for the simple reason that this had  I had never been asked out before or even had a girlfriend before. The mixture of happiness and terror sent shock waves down my spine as my mind spiralled into a deep abyss desperately looking for something to say. Now with the joys of hindsight I should have just said yes. That would have been quick, simple and painless but I didn't. I replied to her "Of course as I like my women like I like my sumos. nice and big". I would like to clarify that she was not even at all fat. Why did I say those harsh, cold, phlegmatic words I will never know but obviously she took great offence at it. I mean who would blame her. She then raised her arm so high it was like an eclipse before striking it down across my face leaving bright red marks. It was very painful and I stung on the inside and out.

I truly regret saying what I did and will certainly not make the mistake in future. I was an idiot and had a moment of weakness but i'm only human to be honest and it now remains an amusing tale.

Yours,

David