In my opinion I am indeed the sexiest guy in the world! I do believe that any girl would cut their own arm off to spent a night with me or so I hope. Now as perfect as I may sound there are some problems I've come across with being this sexually appealing.
1. I've never had a girlfriend and I believe the reason for this is that I am so sexy that girl's are actually intimidated by this fact. I mean being the sexiest man in the world the fact I have never had a girlfriend bemuses me as well but unfortunately it's fact :(. So don't be too sexy as it seems like a disadvantage from my findings.
2. Girl's find my one liners so amazing they run away e.g. This girl said to me "Do you wanna go out with me?" and I said "Of course as I like my women like I like my sumos, nice and big!". She slapped me and ran away. I never saw her again. It must have been that my 1 liner was so sexy she was actually it tears at it's beauty.4
3. Last but not least a problem I have is being forced to put my leg in awkward places by people in French lessons. Now I attribute this too the fact that my legs are so irresistible that people constantly want to stare and admire there magnificent grandeur.
So make sure you don't end up a sexy as me as it appears to cause more problems than you'd expect.
p.s. It's quite sad that I have so little self esteem I feel need to tweet lies when in fact I make golemn look hot :(
Yours,
David
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