Why we are all in fact marshmallows!

So I theorise that the entire world as we know it is made of marshmallows. Let me elaborate for all you uncultured young uns.

So in the beginning there was nothing and I mean literally nothing except for 1 lone koala that was floating lonely as a cloud in the abyss of nothing. Now this koala enjoyed marshmallows now i'm sure the first thing you're thinking is how exactly does this coincide with Michio Kaku's theory of nothing but trust me it does.

Now as Stephen Hawking once said "Black Holes are in fact places where koalas stash their infinite source of marshmallows." Now this theory is widely regarded as being scientifically flawless e.g. E=MC2. Now this mean s Elephants = Mice X Camels squared. Now remember this and I will carry on the story.

First though i'm sure you're wondering where the koala got the marshmallows from. Let me explain! so we've established that Elephants = Mice X Camels squared so if you multiply this by the entire fibonacci sequence you end up with the number 1.8 X 10 to the power of 9999966661717427254347143246341. This may seem like a very small number to you but in fact uttering this number delivers you marshmallows.]

Anyway the koala was eating a nice marshmallow and texted his mate pandabear saying "lol I just thought of the f**kin funniet idea ever you old twat. Why don't I create a marshmallow planet then make all the inhabitants  serve my every f**kin sexual whim LMFAO". Now I never said koalas were nice people!

So the koala got a marshmallow and rolled it up then chucked it in the air. Somehow it floated and life evolved from the marshmallow. Now this actually goes with Darwin's theory of natural selection as only the sweetest marshmallows could survive the harsh climate. These marshmallows eventually evolved into humans.

As the randy koala put on his favourite gimp suit to ask his new species to sexually please him he made a fatal mistake. Now you should know this koala was turned on by putting suffocating himself with plastic bags. He tied this plastic bag to tight and fell to earth screaming about the financial situation of merseyrail.

This is what I honestly believe! :)

Your,
David